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Nom Demotivational Poster

THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:21 pm
And now, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint? Bon appetit. (waiter dives for cover)
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am
better give 5L or else...


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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time fucked up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a photo.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!

BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm
Recipe. Now.


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fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)

IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget

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patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Bluedick! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to fuck up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a fucking Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a shitload of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


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MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom

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LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm

MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a blow job/gerbil anal reference, but that's just me.



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MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++



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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.

THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!

ANONYMOOSE - We are legion

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the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm


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KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The assembly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are assembled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?

ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.


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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


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926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.

2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right bitch.

PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L



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Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:11 am
I will make sure to do that and thank you for the compliment. : )
caveman - September 4, 2012, 4:30 am
These are some good posters that you are making, come over to the forums to introduce yourself

SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon

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Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am

LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom

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NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!

ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

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GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm

FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.

OMNOM - Omnomnomnomnomnomnom!

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PARANORMAL PHENOMINA - When shit gets weird, without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!

THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”


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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

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MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!

GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie



PIANO - Arghhh, Nom, Nom, Nom.

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:41 pm
Cue Zez Confrey.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:03 am
Heh, one more Nom and I would have totally heard Beethoven's 5th.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic. 5L

BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!


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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?

My Favorite Stoner -

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.


RABBIT A Là MARY JANE - Taste Best If You Grill Them Over An Open Flame

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 12:38 pm
Yeah, but steamed rabbit is really rubbery and tough...wait, what were YOU talking about? LOL
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:50 am
YEAH! Great ideas, Jake! Steamed should be possible with the right equipment too, don't you think?!?
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 11:48 am
LOL. How about baked?
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:43 am
That's another option of course! Perhaps we try flambéed, too?
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 11:26 am
Funny, I thought the dish would have been "smoked". :)

CANNED POSSUM - It says it's from Alabama, but how do you know it's not from Lousiana?

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
hahaha... sun dried...

BEER - Mmmm.....Nom, Nom, Nom.

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:35 pm
You'll laugh, in Austria they say "I bite the wine" instead of "I degust the wine"... send it to Carlsberg, they'll hire you at once!
jiffpants - November 4, 2010, 4:58 pm
Sad thing is - no shitting you - that's me. And my twisted face looks nothing like that...hahahaha faaaaaack.
Mr. Nemo - July 25, 2009, 10:09 am
Nice body, but with those teeth she could bite through a keg.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Is that going in, or coming out?
Sean - June 21, 2009, 5:59 pm
Bet that's guinness.

Energy Star -


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CaptainBaked - March 27, 2011, 4:54 am
Not to mention the 7 legged 3 headed offspring of the future...
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:46 pm
Mutant Powers are an extra.plus
steph1 - March 26, 2011, 6:19 pm
and the bonus is: it's glowing in the dark it stays hot for years...it may however interfere with your cellphone frequency

TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.

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ECONOMY - When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns –or dollars. Take your choice, there is no other and your time is running out.

DOPE WARS - Teaching kids more about supply & demand than any high school economics class ever has.

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
mushrooms? this is not mario world!

CHANGE - Not always a good thing

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


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rnbw00 - June 24, 2011, 6:47 pm
Mmm, Tastes like chicken.
R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
Of course it's alive! Would you want to eat a dead frog? Gross!
phydeaux - February 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
But I like being swallowed whole and alive...
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:13 pm
NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:59 am
Here's a disturbing thought. The frog is probably being swallowed alive


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EVIL GNOMES - How the Heil do they do it?

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GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 8:10 pm
time to take your meds
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
Welcome to reverse-therapy, Random!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
Tosser was a previously banned user... too angry to be a fresly made one.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 8:00 pm
lol I swear...Timmies pick the best names for themselves, like Tosser.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:57 pm

lowbrow was banned as a Timmy
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
HELL YEAH! We're as high-class as shit. Ain't no one gonna call us lowbrow.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
Scary thought of the day then. Motifake is sophisticated compared to most of the internet.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 7:51 pm
Yes, this is an odd conversation to come to. That's the internet for you. You never know what to expect.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Especially with conversations like this.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Sometimes it's a bit weird to come online.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's an "inny"
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:43 pm

he has "modesty" issues
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
saw that did you?
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:39 pm

he keeps making posters from them, somebody keeps rejecting them
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
But... I am flattered that you STILL have those pictures!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:27 pm
Ok... that robe accidentally fell open... and it was cold...
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
That's OK, I have the ones Random sent ;)
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
Thanks Grey.... you're cute, but I don't have any pictures of myself wearing that sort of thing.
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:07 pm
Aggy PM
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:56 pm

odd enough, I have never met a Canadian
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:56 pm
It's fun... everyone from everywhere. You'd be amazed... people from different US states are less similar than most europeans are from any country.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Especially Canadians!!!!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:55 pm

In casino I imagine you get to see the worst stereotypes off all classes of people.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:54 pm
Then there's the east-coast (NY NJ) italians. Just look up any guido stereotype. My own cousins are almost unbearable.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:53 pm
Personally, all of my contact with italians has been tourists... and they're cheap and ask for everything free. After 5 years in casino, I un-learned italian. If you speak it, they think it gets them free show tickets.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:47 pm

whatever gets it done for the good guys. Love Italian food, majority of people of Italian heritage I have met are pretty cool as well. Cannot judge a country by just a few individuals.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:41 pm
Hey... my heritage is italian. They were on the wrong side at the beginning of both world wars... but at least they had the brains to join the winning side! Getting your butt kicked? Hang your leader and wave an ally flag!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:39 pm
Indeed... and showed exactly what the "master" race does... run and hide.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:37 pm

those guys were full of gas.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
Some Germans had mentioned it in passing... but they're all still hiding out in Argentina.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:24 pm

all this brought to you by the Resident Jew....who said we don't have a sense of humor?
Derek - January 3, 2010, 5:02 pm
German humour and art - at the same time!

FREE MARKET ECONOMICS - Bitching about bird shit is fine, but at the end of the day all you'll have done is acquire a need for a shower. And throat lozenges.

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BACONY EGGS - Where is your God now?

World Economy Improving -

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L

ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.


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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 3:47 am
You know what? "Alive" continues to appear on HBO every once in a while, and still to this day I can't watch certain parts of it. A number 5 for Sean, please. With cheese.


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thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money shot? How dare you make a sexual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money shot when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol


BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...


DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am
I don't have to give up. I never started.


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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry double post but it holds true for both ;)
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE... - It needs more salt.


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Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:00 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:53 am

why this got the score it did is beyond me. nice one greeny

ADAM LAMBERT - omm nom nom nom

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Claire - June 16, 2010, 1:27 am
This was before they started really cracking down.
Sho - June 16, 2010, 12:10 am
Wow......this came through the approval queue.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 3:54 pm
Who the f*ck is this flame-bait, and why should we give a flying rat's A$S that he's gay? Cripes, 1 lion, and only because I can't "-5 Lions" it.

VOTE - You get what you ask for. Idiots.

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coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:02 pm
No point in getting mad at something that hasn't been commented on in over a year. Create a poster on politifake. Happy faking, friend!
ISeeRedPeople - July 5, 2011, 3:43 pm
No,Bush did it. Dumbass!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 11:03 pm
More cowbell, less politics! Politifake.org is right down the hallway... please keep the political talk there. Thank you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 11:00 pm
NO POLITICS...bad shiny...BAD!
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:54 pm
hell, obama was elected because the economy was tanking and people wanted to try a different approach.
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
It was 8 years of republicans who did a part of it. The rest was done by capitalism and the greed for money.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:21 am
Funny. I thought the economy was shit BEFORE he was in office? When BUSH was in office? Damn republicans.
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:27 pm
...but ultimately it is the nature of the free market elite that has steadily been fucking up harder and harder until the whole thing fucked the every day man in the anus. Great motifake though!
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:26 pm
No Mr President, you did not! Freedom rapists raped the fuck out of the worlds economy and then shit really went south,if there is anyone who believes that Obama is responsible for the world recession they are fucking retarded.His lame ideas don't help...


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yon - February 15, 2009, 12:15 pm
yeah they made a show but the fucking butchered the story in it T_T
LOLCAPZ - February 8, 2009, 3:24 pm
Eh?, I thought they only made a manga. Cool.
Narutarded - February 6, 2009, 1:26 pm
Rosario + Vampire
Sauce? - February 6, 2009, 1:22 pm
Then what is it?
lyon - February 6, 2009, 11:40 am
at first i had no idea what show this was, then the witch hat gave it away.


PCP - And its effects.

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THE RECESSION - Its hit them too

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Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.

HUMILIATION - Never Agree to play dress up when drunk

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Sgt.Buttsecks - May 2, 2009, 12:03 pm
We are the underpants gnomes!
hhfshsf - November 27, 2008, 11:15 pm
sometimes ignorance ISN'T bliss you bumbling idiot
pro - June 20, 2008, 2:20 am
What do you mean, 'dress up'? He's Canadian! It's their national dress. Honestly, don't you people know anything?

Same, Same But Different -

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


God Bless The Economy -

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steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.



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Trust -

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mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am
yeah...I'm so weak




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HtD - March 9, 2009, 5:18 pm
Is that Jeb in the corner?
Sean - March 9, 2009, 5:16 pm
Don't you watch the news, Culos? It's not like the bank has any money to steal, these days. So in answer to your question: "Because THAT"S where the money is." Bye.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:13 am
But why is that guy pointing his gun at poor George?????
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Sean - Boo...Hiss...I liked the other version better. HtD - What are you talking about? That's not a tree. It's a Bush.... I'll just leave it there.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
He better not hurt that tree.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
These days, "relatively harmless" is a compliment for most folks.

JOB SECURITY - Just be grateful it hasn't been outsourced.

AMERICA - We're fighting an unwinnable war against terror, our economy is going to shit, and we can't beat Puerto Rico in Baseketball.

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:14 pm
No Doc, this guy is still whining about WWII and dropping a couple of A-bombs on Japan. After what Japan did in the Phillipines and in China they deserved what they got. There's no doubt in my mind as to what would've happened if they had the bomb first.
DevilDoc - March 2, 2009, 5:47 pm
Um Sorry, Talking about the war in Iraq? Wasn't aware we were killing citizens on a regular basis. Last time I checked, I spent 4/9 months healing Iraqi's from their wounds by car bombs on my last Deployment. So..Yeah. Thanks, try again?
noname - March 2, 2009, 5:34 pm
no it is not war to slaughter civillians just because some contry commits an attrocity does not mean you can do one to them im not saying japan didnt need stopping because they did but it seems my oppinion has been misunderstood no matter
Airman - March 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's called War. And remember, they started it. You might want to ask China how they feel about Japanese genocide.
noname - March 2, 2009, 4:25 pm
as for the no name business please its just an oppinion i have so no need to be so offensive all im saying is stop playing the "knight in shining armour" your not...regardless of the situation the slaughter of civillians is genocide
Culos - March 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
Judging by the spelling mistakes he might be Dutch. I'm ashamed....
Airman - March 2, 2009, 3:53 pm
The battles at Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Saipan, etc were not over until the last Japanese soldier was killed. They did not surrender. If it takes 2 years to take on a little island, how long would the Homeland have taken? The nukes saved millions of lives
Mark - March 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
noname - Funny how that rhymes with No Brain. Sorry for piling on but sometimes a second bomb is required. Kevin: Americans don't play Baseketball. Don't worry about it...Tunnels still = 1 even if they're spelled correctly.
LogicDude - March 2, 2009, 3:31 pm
Do you have any clue about what the Japanese mindset was in 1945? Defend the Homeland to the last life for the Emperor! Even if dropped 10 atomic bombs (we only had the 2) and they hadn't surrendered the death toll could have been high. Read a book!
noname - March 2, 2009, 7:31 am
the ends do not justify the means consider this Japan was loosing BADLY a surrender could of been forced without the nukes and even if not only 1 nuke would of worked the second was an act of barbarisum and civic terrorisum
ThePirate - March 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
They dropped the bombs to end the war. The projections to invade Japan were over 1 million US dead, and 10 million Japanese. Justified drop you asshat
noname - March 1, 2009, 7:57 pm
Hiroshima Nagasaki 220,000 dead civillians Still feel patriotic murderers?

THE SMOKE MONSTER - He'll NOM-NOM-NOM you into an alternate dimension. No, like, seriously. He will.


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Jamesd - October 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
Dear god cubby... some of your best work ever.


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Dill - April 8, 2011, 12:45 am
...ouch... ain't it the truth...which, from what I've heard, hurts...and it does


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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:53 pm
now I need a couple paper towels for my keyboard, thanks Cubby



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Airman - January 19, 2010, 2:57 pm
very well done